Satire

6 Reasons Why Emperor of Lebanon Aoun Met with Assad Twice

Monday, December 14, 2009
By Alfred G.

December 14, 2009 (Alfred G. – RPS Armenian Satire) – Apparently, our president for life, met with General Michel Aoun of Lebanon twice behind closed doors in Damascus. For those who have no clue why our president would meet twice with Aoun, this should enlighten you: Aoun forgot to ask... »

Hail to Assad, he banned smoking. Can a Medicine Nobel Prize be far?

Tuesday, October 13, 2009
By RPS Staff

But Assad tortures dissidents in jail, kills Kurds indiscriminately, and stifles the liberties of 22 million Syrians. Hush, don’t tell that to Reuters and AP. Paris – October 13, 2009 (Alfred G. – RPS Political Satire) – Assad, the trusted family doctor of Syria, has just banned smoking... »

Secularism as a weapon against.. the west

Thursday, August 20, 2009
By Alfred G.

Paris – August 20, 2009 (Alfred G. RPS – Political Satire Blog) – I was eager, as I watched Assad and Ahmadinajead on al-Jazeera meet, to look for Marie-Antoinette al-Assad (aka Asma), our great, great first model lady. I twisted and turned, flipped channels, looked behind the TV... »

A Conversation between Assad and Ahmadinajead – Part Quatro

Friday, August 14, 2009
By Alfred G.

Paris – August 14, 2009 (Alfred G. RPS – Political Satire Blog) - It is lunch time. Assad invites Ahmadinajead to a lavish table with meats and fruits and dates and all kinds of exotic breads. Ahmadinajead refuses and just asks for a kilo of oak-stippled Spanish ham and an ‘82... »

As Seen on TV, a new RPS “Satire” Section

Thursday, August 13, 2009
By Alfred G.

Paris - August 13, 2009 (Reform Party of Syria Staff, Editors, Members, Volunteers, and Supporters) - Due to an undiminished appetite by Syrians and foreigners alike, even some who reside in Syria mind you, who have been clamoring for the Satire RPS has been so adamant against in the past,... »

A Conversation between Assad and Ahmadinajead – Part Deux

Wednesday, August 12, 2009
By Alfred G.

Washington DC - August 12, 2009 (Alfred G. RPS Blog) - We left the conversation midway yesterday. For those who missed it, the first conversation established the psychological relations between Ahmadinajead and Assad as well as the deception being hatched by both to deceive the peaceniks in... »

A Conversation between Assad and Ahmadinajead – Part 1

Tuesday, August 11, 2009
By Alfred G.

Washington DC - August 11, 2009 (Alfred G. RPS Blog) - Sometime ago, Ahmadinajead visited Assad in Damascus. The visit was made for two purposes: One to show the world that Assad was a master of his destiny because Ahmadinajead comes to him and two for Ahmadinajead to... »

When Admiration is Fear and Love is Hate

Wednesday, August 5, 2009
By Alfred G.

Paris - August 5, 2009 (Alfred G. RPS Blog) - August in Paris is wonderful. Everyone is on vacation and the city seems to pass you by in slow motion. Add the warm weather and you have a small paradise active but not crowded, more giving to you than receiving... »

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